ohohohohoho

jifman05:

That awkward moment when even the story doesn’t want to introduce you

pizza:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

holy shit

wariofan63:

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

drdavidbrinner:

hormonequeen:

drdavidbrinner:

reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder

Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus 

I made you a guide

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

wiible:

During 1971 this United Turbo Train made a tour through the Western United States sponsored by Amtrak and the U.S. Department of Transportation. The three car trainset, shown just south of San Jose, California on the Southern Pacific tracks, will stop next at Oakland for display and then on to Portland, Oregon and return east via Burlington Northern tracks.

http://viewlinerltd.blogspot.com/2010/08/turbo-train.html

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

I LOVE SQUIDS